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[yami_samuraiflo]

And another short fic, one.

Title: Cruel and Unusual
Rating: PG
Characters: Unamed Decepticon and a few Autobots.
Summary: He was going to crack. He just knew it. Primus, couldn't they stop for more than a breem?!

When he had been captured, the Decepticon hadn’t been worried. Autobots were weaklings. They wouldn’t hurt him, even if they needed the information he had about Megatron’s latest plan.

 

At first, they had asked politely for answers. He had snorted at that.

 

He should have known they were up to something when they simply shared a glance and nodded after he had told them exactly what they could do with their questions.

 

He should have known they were cruel, ruthless slagging sons of a glitch when they locked him up in that cell and these three abominations had come.

 

Because he was ready to testify in front of Primus himself that these mechs were monsters!

 

He wanted to kill them so badly, or at least crush their vocalizers in his hands in the most violent way possible. But with his hands bound behind his back, he had no chance to do so. Besides, they were on the other sides of the energy field.

 

His face twitched when one of them, a red one with a lens barrel on his shoulder, began a new explanation about... well, he didn’t really care at this point. All he could hear was that voice, the Primus forsaken voice which wasn’t stopping for more than a breem!

 

He had heard tales about the scientist called Perceptor. Some claimed he could make a whole class of students fall asleep with his speeches. Nobody had mentioned he could drive someone crazy just by talking!

 

And the others two were just as bad! One talked so much and about such random things that the Decepticon actually wondered how in the Pits he was doing it. And the third was talking so fast that the captive couldn’t even understand what he was talking about!

 

How could the other Autobots stand them? He didn’t know and, frankly, he didn’t want to.

 

Five more joors passed. They were still talking, talking, talking,... Not even to each other, mind you. Each one was talking about something different, without listening to the others. He suspected they had shut down their own audios so they didn’t have to listen to the others.

 

Which he couldn’t do, since someone had messed with his circuits before dropping him in this forsaken Pit! He was going to crack. He just knew it.

 

And Autobots pretended they condemned torture of any forms! The slagging hypocrites! If what he was enduring wasn’t torture, than he was a fragging turbo-fox!

 

He managed to hold on for three more joors. Then he did something very unlikely for a Decepticon; he started to wail like a sparkling, hitting his head against the wall of the cell.

 

With some luck, he would manage to offline himself.

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A few hours later, two black and white mechs were discussing the events. One of them, a cheerful looking ‘bot with a visor, leaned against a wall of the office. “So, how is our captive doing?” Jazz asked.

 

Prowl didn’t even look up from his reports. “Not too bad since Ratchet paid him a visit. Of course, he will probably start screaming again the moment he comes back online. I heard he begged Ratchet to kill him now.”

 

Jazz winced. “Ouch. I bet the Doc wasn’t happy with us?”

 

Prowl glanced at him. “He isn’t. I wouldn’t cross him for the time being, if I were you.”

 

The saboteur gave the SIC a 'Who me? I don't know what you're talking about' look. Jazz said, “We could always tell him it was Prime's idea and not ours.”

 

Prowl shook his head. “I doubt it will work, even if it’s true.”

 

Jazz tilted his head, caressing his chin with a finger. “Say, I know we needed the informations badly, but still... Locking him up in a room with Perceptor, Bluestreak and Blurr... don’t you think it was cruel?”

 

Prowl nodded. “Probably, but at least it worked. And it’s nice to know we’ve found a new way to interrogate the prisonners without resorting to pointless violence.”

Comments

[norielit.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing* Oh, this is awesome. Those three are scary, and using them as an interrogation method? Perfect. And it was all Prime's idea... I feel sorry for the 'Con.

[yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You may, but it will not save them! Not now Prime and the others know it's working! Although Ratchet will not be happy...
Ratchet: And who exactly will have to deal with the nervous breakdowns and the 'Cons in suicidal mood? ME! Don't you ever think about the troubles you're giving me?